Shock and awe
I love the library crazies, don't get me wrong. They provide endless entertainment and also funny blog fodder. I can even deal with the after-the-fact-psychics and also the endless comments on my belly size, but... sir, if you put your hand one more time on my belly WITHOUT ASKING and proceed to give me and the junior a blessing by praying over us, I will summon all the evil hormones in my body and make them reduce your 250-lbs-frame into a puddle of tears, do you hear me??? It has nothing to do with religion, it is just plain rude and invasive and SO crossing the line. You are just lucky I was frozen in a state of shock.
That first picture is great.
The boys still talk about Digby.