39 weeks. Do not call.
Things are very frustrating. I have contractions every day, but they go away, it's a rollercoaster. I'm terrified of this child being late because I am big and can't move right and my belly is down to my knees and nothing will stay put over it and I'm heavy, so heavy. And cranky and irritated and emotionally unstable and cranky.
Basically, I am done.
P.S. Do not give me advice or I will kick you.

No advise, just hope things happen soon and you have a quick and easy delivery!
I'm hoping for a swift labor for you, soon!
God bless!