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Fight Club

From The Onion AV Club's Who Could You Take in a Fight? [via The Morning News]:

Stand-up comedian Dave Chappelle can currently be seen on Comedy Central's The Chappelle Show.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?
Dave Chappelle: I could beat the [crap] out of pretty much anybody under the age of 11.

Actor Warwick Davis starred in Willow and currently runs a booking agency for short actors.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?
Warwick Davis: Mini-Me.
O: The character or the actor? Or both?
WD: I'll say the character, because Verne [Troyer]'s a good bloke. I wouldn't want to fight him. He'll get the wrong impression. So I'll just say the character.
And you thought you'd never hear the name Warwick Davis again (the official Warwick Davis website: "Designed and maintained by the actor himself"). Go 'head Warwick.


Comments

I have a terrible, and debilitating fear of midgets. I like Warwick Davis tho. I am figuring I have mentally re-catagorized him as something other than what he is. Scale human perhaps.

Posted by John13 at February 13, 2003 2:26 PM