Every so often you come across a piece of work, often times a criticism, and upon reading it, all you can do is exclaim "Exactly!" and wish that you had had the presence of mind and illustrative ability to deliver the argument so eloquently. For me, there is no better example than this deconstruction of the shortcomings of the German/Austrian toilet. I'm glad that I'm not the only one that has been dumbfounded by this illogical design that seems to maximize the unpleasantry of its use. The article contains some unsavory descriptions but no more than are necessary to effectively make a point. I recommend it for readers of all nations, that we may work together toward a better toilet and a better tomorrow [via anil dash].